January 2010
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Cosby Sweater
The sexual act of eating Fruit Loops, Fruity Pebbles, Trix, and Boo Berry- or any other ‘bright, colorful’ breakfast cereals- and then vomitting the tacky, dazzling mixture onto your partners chest. The result should look similar to the incredible sweaters that Bill Cosby wore during his highly successful 1980’s sitcom “The Cosby Show”.
Nicole was overjoyed to...
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livwho:
Today I realized that the Harry Potter Wizard’s Chess game in my basement is retailing for almost $150. Someday, I will be rich.
i don’t normally say this but, pics or it didn’t happen.
SOMEONE GET ME TAPIOCA AND I'LL BE HAPPY
tungtwista:
come to texas, i got a spot for you.
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Watchtell me why i got chills as soon as the music started.
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Dead Presidents
thecolonel05:
i love technology some days, but other days i hate it. i don’t hate the actual technology as much as i hate being forced into it. for instance i was talking about newspapers going out of business. why can’t we have both? if you want to read the news on your iphone then more power to you, but i don’t. i don’t want to read my news on any electronic device. i want to read my newspaper...
A man's testicles produce 72 million sperm a day-...
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ohyeahfacts:
(The Most Amazing Book of Useless Facts)
it also has a life span of 3 days.
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i care for my mommy very much
reblogging some post (so someone can get his/her tumblarity up) isn’t going to prove whether or not i care if she dies. it’s not like she’s going to read it. and yes i still refer to her as mommy.
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I've gotten hit on exactly twice in the last three...
zerbit:
The first told me he liked fried chicken, collard greens, and beans and rice, asked me for a hug and some money to get to Norfolk, all while keeping a careful eye on my tits.
The second, last night, told me he wanted to get all up in my cheekbones, wanted to take me out to dinner, but was extremely intense and obviously extremely drunk.
Why do I attract bums?
LMAO i’m so sorry...
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Refueling →
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Sage by Lawrence Yang →
“Little guy finally finds the fabled Giant Powdered Turd, who grants three turd related wishes. That’s what I see at least. I dunno, I just wanted to experiment more with the spatter technique =). ”
-Lawrence Yang
i had a good healthy laugh at this.
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Remember when Brittany Murphy sang in Clueless? →
zerbit:
I always thought she had a nice voice.
me too. and when she sang Riding In Cars With Boys. i wonder if she ever did any broadway.
“That not a girl. She sing paparazzi.”
– my niece’s repsonce when i scrolled passed a picture of Lady Gaga. priceless. i laughed.
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so i'm searching google images for Totty the...
and i come across a bunch of picture of pretty women. i’m confused because they have nothing to do with tater tots in festive Christmas hats. so i google totty and go to the urban dictionary link. according to u.d.:
totty: means a good looking person, can be either male or female.“phew, he’s a right bit of totty”i had no idea.
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Dancer by Lawrence Yang →
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Bunny Triptych by Lawrence Yang →
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Pomegranate Bear →
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artwork by Lawrence Yang →
you know what sucks?
when best friends aren’t best friends anymore. not because of a falling out, just because they grew apart and/or moved away. distance is a killer of friendships. i hate how it affects my life in painful ways. i can’t seem to get away from the things that hurt my heart, but the situations and people that make me feel good (and are good for me) seem to trickle out of my life overtime.
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